Wednesday, October 29, 2008 ' 12:10 AM
-'HAN
You know
what is more sickening then boarding onto a shockingly overcrowded train? It is
alighting from that shockingly overcrowded train ! Now what really pissed me off early this morning was that on the way to school, there was this
twit/loser guy standing near the door on the train, with his mp3 plugged in his ears but it sounded as if he was playing the song out loud through amplifiers and speakers ! Okay thats exaggerating a little, but well...you get the idea right? So anyway, it was'nt easy but I somehow managed to tolerate that noise pollution all the way to dover (
Its not that I don't like songs by Rihanna, Chris Brown nor Kanye West, but come on ! I am one sleepy man early in the morning ! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR HEARING HIP HOP/R&B SONGS !!! ).
But the reason for my bashing him on my blog here is not because of this. What really made me annoyed to the core was that when the train stops at dover station and the door opens, This guy just stands there and blocks the way !! It seemed as though the thought that there might be people wanting to get off did not occured in his tiny little brain !! And when I said "Excuse me !", the moron could not hear me because he is busy grooving to Rihanna's "Disturbia" from his mp3, little does he know yours truely here is finding him utterly disturbing ! So I raised my voice a little and said "Excuse me !" again for the second time. Still no reply ! So i decided to try again, after all, theres a saying that
"the third time is a charm" right? But NO !!! After my third try with an "Excuse me !!!" that made the
I-am-pissed-off tone bloody obvious,
THIS BRAINLESS CREEP STILL DO NOT HEAR ME !!! HE IS SIMPLY FREAKING OBLIVIOUS TO HIS SURROUNDINGS !!!Now when you're like that, its obvious you are just simply saying
"kick my sorry butt aside if you want me to move". So I just pushed through that retard with more strength then I actually needed to and he dropped his bag and almost fell too, then and only then does he look at me with that blur and stunned look that says he has absolutely no idea why the hack I pushed him hard ! Well yes, perhaps he really had no idea why I did that, but thats only because he is an
ignorant inconsiderate mindless clueless fool ! I know I was really rude to have done that, but its just so super annoying early in the morning with that crazy crowd from boon lay all the way to dover and I'm
SLEEPY !!! So when I run into crappy situations like that early in the morning, it
makes me get pissed ten times faster and easier then it normally would at other times !
Friday, October 17, 2008 ' 8:46 PM
-'HAN
FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL'S TERM 3 IS OVER ! HURRAY ! Now like
7 more weeks to go until the next term break holidays? -_-"
I've been wondering about something, no disrespect to any of the lecturers in SP nor am I trying to sound like an arrogant little punk, but seriously besides knowing their stuffs well which are related to the modules they are actually teaching, have these lecturers ever thought of getting english classes? I mean come on,
WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TEACHING BECAUSE YOU ARE BLABBERING NONSENSE IN SOME CAVEMEN ERA-LIKE LANGUAGE ( though the Flintstones speaks really well for cavemen I must say, unfortunately this is the real world of the 21st century and not the world of an 80s/90s cartoon ).
And to make matters worst, lectures are now turning out to be a
M.U.S.T ! No don't be mistaken, it does not mean that there is no way we can skip lectures anymore. In fact, it is rather quite the opposite. Because you see...
M - MEANINGLESS
U - USELESS
S - SENSE-LESS
T - TERRIBLE
So there you have it,
LECTURES-ARE-A-M.U.S.T =))We are like sleeping through all the lectures so far. I don't think theres any point for a lecture don't you? Since no one is really paying attention to the poor dude or dudess. But they can't blame us for not trying to pay attention because we do !
We really tried to pay attention!! But those dudes just talks in a tone that makes bedtime lullaby songs sound as if they were sung by Guns N' Roses or Metallica.
Okay fine.
Enough with the bashing of SP. I am so sorry but I just can't help myself. I just have to take a dig and throw insults at anything relating to SP whenever I get the chance.
So if you are some highly devoted Singapore Poly fanatic or someone who has been abducted by SP's very own UFOs and brainwashed, please kindly shoo off.
Well...okay to be fair to SP, I guess they have
finally done something right this time ! And that is of course installing Air-Con in Foodcourt 5. Now chicken lovers like me can enjoy eating the juicy chewy KFC chickens in a cool and relaxing area which is also occasionally occupied by many cute chicks. =x
Friday, October 10, 2008 ' 7:46 PM
-'HAN
I HAVE REALLY GOTTA AT LEAST TRY TO BLOG REGULARLY ! -_-"The poly school term is about to start in a couple of days. Oops! Did i said school? No...I actually meant
HUGE-AND-MEANINGLESS-SO-CALLED-INSTITUTION-TO-WASTE-OUR-TIME-AFTER-POST-SECONDARY-EDUCATION ! Yes! That pretty much somes it all up nicely! =)
Ok so the timetable is really pissing me off more and more every single time i take a look at it ! Its alright ! Its not that bad ! calm down ! (Yes I'm talking to myself thanks!) So classes on mondays start at 12 noon and ends at 5pm. So i now have two days including monday that ends at 5pm and another day which ends at 5.30pm. No big deal ! Maybe a little crowd on the trains and buses on my way back home in the evening. Nothing much i can't handle right? Yes thats right! it is all good and fine ! =) Okay okay.
Lets stop with all these self denials shall we and just get on with the snapping part which afterall is what a blog is suppose to be about right? to snap? Blogger should just be renamed Snapper by the way. So here goes...
I....HATE...MY...NEW...TIMETABLE...BIG...TIME !!!
WHY CAN'T THEY JUST STICK TO STARTING CLASSES AT 8AM AND THEN WE GO OFF (unofficially of course) AT 9am+ EVERYDAY!?!?!? EVERYONE IS HAPPIER THAT WAY!!!
next...
My dear Singapore Polytechinic, you do realise that ALL of your precious GEMs under the "Arts" category are just...hmm...whats the exact total opposite of "gems"? Oh yeah! DIRT! CRAP! RUBBISH! COW DUNG! FERTILISER!
I know your probably wondering why am i complaining about these? Its not like SP here can really do anything right? Well let me see...it is because
I LOVE AND ENJOY SNAPPING AND INSULTING AND COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAS TO DO WITH SP! I LOATHE AND DETEST SINGAPORE POLY TO THE ULTIMATE CORE !!! It even
made me hate two alphabates from the 26 alphabates of the english language! Other than the friends I have in SP, theres pretty much nothing else there that actually makes me even wanna TRY to like it. Okay I take that back! Besides my friends there is also KFC ! =))
So case in point :
I TERRIBLY HATE SINGAPORE POLY !!!
