IM 20 !!! GOSH !!!

FYP ANNOYS ME !!!

off to school now...another wasted morning!

Ladies and Gentlemen ! Three Cheers For The End Of Exams !!!!! HIP HIP HURRAY ! HIP HIP HURRAY !! HIP HIP HURRAY !!!

But I'm still gonna miss having all those coffee and cup noodles through the night while studying though ! =X

How is it that I can still be late for the morning exam papers at 9am when I did not even sleep? I don't have the answer to that. By the time I left my house for school, it was already 8.30am, theres no way I can reach by 9am ! I HAD TO TAKE A CAB FOR EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY PAPERS !! NOT ONCE ! NOT TWICE ! HECK ! NOT EVEN THRICE ! BUT FOUR TIMES !! Don't ask me why I did'nt learnt my lesson on the first, second or even the third time !

You know, even if you don't sleep at all throughout the night, you don't really feel lethargic until the afternoon. And when I've reached home after my papers, my mind will be in a complete mess! LOL! heres a conversation on msn between sze yun and me after my FOM paper...


-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
i feel funny now~

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
lol

Szeyun says:
funny why?

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
i dunno

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
just feel funny

Szeyun says:
.....

Szeyun says:
laugh lor

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
i really am laughing now!

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
LOLLL

Szeyun says:
LOLLLL

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
im laughing at my own stupidity

Szeyun says:
CRAZY SIA U

Szeyun says:
LOL

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
shld i stay awake

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
or shld i go slp

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
lets flip a coin

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
n decide

Szeyun says:
LOL

Szeyun says:
g0 flip lor

Szeyun says:
lol!

Szeyun says:
head sleep

Szeyun says:
tail awake

Szeyun says:
lol

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
set

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
best outta 5

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
sze yun!

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
i really dunno

Szeyun says:
dont know what

Szeyun says:
?

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
why i seriously took out a coin

Szeyun says:
lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Szeyun says:
LOLLL

Szeyun says:
ok than flip it

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
nvm

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
i felt ridiculus

Szeyun says:
i do it if i were u

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
so kept it back already

Szeyun says:
lol

Szeyun says:
what happen to u?

Szeyun says:
lol

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
i dunno wads wrong with me either

Szeyun says:
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Szeyun says:
crazy sia

-han I'm lazy to go rest ! says:
i told u i feel funny


I don't know why I really took out a coin that time...

Ok...you probably won't find that so funny by just reading it...

lack of sleep can really make one go bonkers.

Exams are here ! I'm so hating it !

Firstly...

Happy Belated Chinese New Year !!!

ok...its like wayyy belated. But nevermind. Let me get it over and done with of greeting and wishing u a wonderful "niu" year ahead ! =) HAHA!

Secondly, to all couples, friends, enemies, whatever be it humans or animals or insects I don't really care, Happy Valentines Day ! =)

Ok now can I say something? ITP is NONSENSE ! It ate away all our holidays ! 2 weeks of exams, 7 weeks of itp ! Hello people ! WHERE ARE THE HOLIDAYS !? Not only do we have to say goodbye to our holidays, we get a ridiculusly low pay for our ITP jobs. -_-" Non of us are asking to be paid like superstar footballers such as Kaka but the least they could do is give us a little decent pay you know.....I'M SO PISSED~! ( and I speak for everyone who needs to do ITP during this coming holidays )

Good news, I think I'll really try and do my best to update this empty blog regularly. =) LOL!!


One more thing, Facebook is sooooo.................................well you know what I mean, it's difficult to be a new Facebook user. I miss the good old days of Friendster~ LOL!!

Happy Belated Merry Christmas everyone !!!

Christmas and New Year to me means...booze...booze...booze...booze...booze...and...MORE BOOZE ! Booze is great ! But too much booze is really terrible ! gees ! Oh well ! I still love it ! BRING ON MORE BOOZE !!! =)

You know that old saying "A picture speaks a thousand words"? I think you can tell I really don't believe in that moronic idiom do I? Seeing that there is hardly any pictures in my blog here. Well honestly speaking, I would very much rather write a million...no! make that billion! neh! trillion! a zillion! Oh whatever-ilion number of words long essay than upload one pathetic photo here! Why? Thats because I'm.....LAZY !!! YES !! Pronounce after me! LEH-ZEE !!!
ELLE-EHH-ZEE/ZED-WAI
Ok before you start thinking I'm a pig. Let me specify, I'm not lazy about uploading the photos. I'm lazy about transfering the photos from my camera. Ok, you probably still think I'm a pig. LOL !! So you'll have to make do with meaningless words here until I have the mood to upload some pictures.

So now that we are on an english lesson on the word "LAZY". Lets have an example on how to use it in a sentence ok? Let me start. "I AM LAZY TO GO TO BLOODY SCHOOL !!!" So I may not be the best teacher in the world, but at least I'm honest ! =) Honesty is an important value for a role model to young growing minds! xPP Oh hey! If you're aged 10 and below, try SCREAMING that sentence every 2 seconds to your parents until you receive some unofficial extended holidays which I would say you have less then 1% chance of receiving. But hey, what have you got to lose? ;)

So let me break down the situation.
Holidays - Over.
School Reopens - Tomorrow (to be specific, TODAY).
I'm still freaking awake at 5am in the morning typing this nonsense on my already nonsensical blog.

You know what is more sickening then boarding onto a shockingly overcrowded train? It is alighting from that shockingly overcrowded train ! Now what really pissed me off early this morning was that on the way to school, there was this twit/loser guy standing near the door on the train, with his mp3 plugged in his ears but it sounded as if he was playing the song out loud through amplifiers and speakers ! Okay thats exaggerating a little, but well...you get the idea right? So anyway, it was'nt easy but I somehow managed to tolerate that noise pollution all the way to dover ( Its not that I don't like songs by Rihanna, Chris Brown nor Kanye West, but come on ! I am one sleepy man early in the morning ! I'M NOT IN THE MOOD FOR HEARING HIP HOP/R&B SONGS !!! ).

But the reason for my bashing him on my blog here is not because of this. What really made me annoyed to the core was that when the train stops at dover station and the door opens, This guy just stands there and blocks the way !! It seemed as though the thought that there might be people wanting to get off did not occured in his tiny little brain !! And when I said "Excuse me !", the moron could not hear me because he is busy grooving to Rihanna's "Disturbia" from his mp3, little does he know yours truely here is finding him utterly disturbing ! So I raised my voice a little and said "Excuse me !" again for the second time. Still no reply ! So i decided to try again, after all, theres a saying that "the third time is a charm" right? But NO !!! After my third try with an "Excuse me !!!" that made the I-am-pissed-off tone bloody obvious, THIS BRAINLESS CREEP STILL DO NOT HEAR ME !!! HE IS SIMPLY FREAKING OBLIVIOUS TO HIS SURROUNDINGS !!!

Now when you're like that, its obvious you are just simply saying "kick my sorry butt aside if you want me to move". So I just pushed through that retard with more strength then I actually needed to and he dropped his bag and almost fell too, then and only then does he look at me with that blur and stunned look that says he has absolutely no idea why the hack I pushed him hard ! Well yes, perhaps he really had no idea why I did that, but thats only because he is an ignorant inconsiderate mindless clueless fool ! I know I was really rude to have done that, but its just so super annoying early in the morning with that crazy crowd from boon lay all the way to dover and I'm SLEEPY !!! So when I run into crappy situations like that early in the morning, it makes me get pissed ten times faster and easier then it normally would at other times !

FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL'S TERM 3 IS OVER ! HURRAY ! Now like 7 more weeks to go until the next term break holidays? -_-"

I've been wondering about something, no disrespect to any of the lecturers in SP nor am I trying to sound like an arrogant little punk, but seriously besides knowing their stuffs well which are related to the modules they are actually teaching, have these lecturers ever thought of getting english classes? I mean come on, WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TEACHING BECAUSE YOU ARE BLABBERING NONSENSE IN SOME CAVEMEN ERA-LIKE LANGUAGE ( though the Flintstones speaks really well for cavemen I must say, unfortunately this is the real world of the 21st century and not the world of an 80s/90s cartoon ).

And to make matters worst, lectures are now turning out to be a M.U.S.T ! No don't be mistaken, it does not mean that there is no way we can skip lectures anymore. In fact, it is rather quite the opposite. Because you see...

M - MEANINGLESS
U - USELESS
S - SENSE-LESS
T - TERRIBLE

So there you have it, LECTURES-ARE-A-M.U.S.T =))

We are like sleeping through all the lectures so far. I don't think theres any point for a lecture don't you? Since no one is really paying attention to the poor dude or dudess. But they can't blame us for not trying to pay attention because we do ! We really tried to pay attention!! But those dudes just talks in a tone that makes bedtime lullaby songs sound as if they were sung by Guns N' Roses or Metallica.

Okay fine. Enough with the bashing of SP. I am so sorry but I just can't help myself. I just have to take a dig and throw insults at anything relating to SP whenever I get the chance. So if you are some highly devoted Singapore Poly fanatic or someone who has been abducted by SP's very own UFOs and brainwashed, please kindly shoo off.

Well...okay to be fair to SP, I guess they have finally done something right this time ! And that is of course installing Air-Con in Foodcourt 5. Now chicken lovers like me can enjoy eating the juicy chewy KFC chickens in a cool and relaxing area which is also occasionally occupied by many cute chicks. =x

HAN
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